Results

Yup, results were out yesterday and to be honest, I wasn't very happy with them.

Studio A: Credit (66)
Studio B: Distinction (74)
Studio C: Distinction (73)
Design & Theory A: Result Withheld

My theory result was withheld due to some complications that involves 11 other students so until the lecturer returns from break, I wouldn't know what went wrong. Oh well. Hoping nothing goes wrong cos I worked really hard on that project.

Anyways, on another note, I've been composing!
Ok maybe not really composing, more of editing if you will.
I've converted "Lemon Tree" into what's now my favourite song, "Yellow Pee"~!

Yellow Pee (Sung to the tune of Lemon Tree)

I'm sitting here in this boring room
Just another rainy Sunday afternoon
I'm spending my time, I've got something to do
I try to get it out but it won't get through
And nothing ever happens, and I wonder

I'm trying to shit in my car
I'm pushing hard hoping I will get far
I'd like to change my point of view
It's so smelly that I'd rather see you
But nothing ever happens, and I wonder

I wonder how, I wonder why
When I'm constipated I cannot Pang Sai
And all that I can see
Is just a stream of yellow pee
I'm turning my ass
Round and round
I'm turning turning turning turning turning around
And all that I can see
Is just a sea of yellow pee

Say Mmmm (forceful like shitting)

I'm sitting here, I have no power
I'm trying so hard I am biting a towel
There's a heavy turd as big as my head
I feel so tired I wanna go to bed
But nothing ever happens, and I wonder

Constipation is not good for me
Constipation, I don't want to keep sitting here and pee
Finally now I'm a happy boy
I crapped out the turd and now I'm filled with joy
After everything that's happened, now you wonder

You wonder how, you wonder why
When I'm constipated I cannot Pang Sai
And all that you can see
Is just a stream of yellow pee
I'm turning my ass
Round and round
I'm turning turning turning turning turning around
And all that you can see
Is just a sea of yellow pee

You wonder wonder

You wonder how, you wonder why
When I'm constipated I cannot Pang Sai
And all that you can see
Is just a stream of yellow pee
I'm turning my ass
Round and round
I'm grinding grinding grinding grinding grinding around
And all that you can see
And all that you can see
And all that I can see
Is just a sea of yellow pee