Le Kua Simi

Sorry I just couldn't help it.
I LOVE THIS SONG!!!
All that bastardized English! SINGLISH!!!

All my friends say I'm a chiongster
Who likes to drink teh si
My civic may be lao pok chia
But can almost hit 50
I just minding my own business
Why the others all cut me
They change lane don't use signal and
They always challenge me
Le kua simi, le kua simi?
(Eh kua simi? See what see)

See the light red turn green
See my super chio rim
Even though your car faster than me
My Honda still more swee
You may think you reach there faster than
You can order your ice cream
Le kua simi? Le kua simi?

I only earn $900, but my petrol $550
They say now is the downturn but
My car got leather seat
I know my car is not last forever
Because of COE
But a man must have his vision
And his density
Wa kua simi? Wa kua simi?

Find more girl at the bar
When they see my new car
They got feeling the techno beat
My bass tube sibei tua
I will drive you to Mount Faber and
Together we see star
Le kua simi?

Le kua simi tonight
Got sea and got mountain
You and me tonight
We going to reach milky way
Together we can join to make the down payment
Get a better car that I can afford

Zor kang cannot kiao kah
I must work extra hard
I must work in the sun until my face become chow tah
When patience is a virgin
You must wait long long time
No ah beng at the traffic light
Can hope to challenge me
Le kua simi? Le kua simi?